foodnun:

earthnation:

this website is so toxic 

With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride

b-lyn:

kinda cool to think how someone somewhere is having the best day of their life today. someone’s hearing “i love you” for the first time today. someone’s gonna meet the love of their life today. someone’s gonna get the job of their dreams today. it’s someone’s best day today. and guess what binch? tomorrow it could be ur best day so keep going

fefiri:

Fixed Uraraka VS Bakugou

spookingofskelesackia:

the-rom-man:

peble:

spookingofskelesackia:

The Timeless Trilogy

im happy they worked it out

I need updates on this 

are they still bffs?

lesbianherstorian:

“when you meet a lesbian person” published in an atlanta lesbian feminist newsletter, 1976

hatmaninc:

pangur-and-grim:

Grim is an exceptionally impatient demon - my desire was for her to wear Funky Glasses, & her desire was to be Outdoors, where the Birds Live

she (eventually) won 

[puts glasses and hat on cat]

[cat]

hollyblueagate:

chlstarrbaby:

thekingmickey:

dimetrodone:

hollyblueagate:

zagreus:

hollyblueagate:

“if goofy is a dog and pluto is a dog why is one a pet” is the cartoon equivalent of “if man evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys”

The implication that Goofy is just a more advanced stage in canine evolution is oddly terrifying somehow

theres no such thing as ‘more advance’ in evolution. a dogman isnt more evolved than a dog, just as you are no more evolved than an seagull or coral, they are just fitted for different environments and have evolved as such

Goofy is not more evolved the Pluto, Goofy just fills a different ecological niche. While Pluto is just a scavenger and Goofy is an apex predator both play important roles in the ecosystem.

Originally posted by kevinarsenault

Goofy’s a domestic dog, Pluto is a real one.

“Why me? I’m domesticated!” is the deepest rabbit hole of a line in the entire disney canon

hustlerose:

every day i personally put money directly into andrew hussie’s pocket and then give him a foot massage while chanting “you are perfect. you have done nothing wrong ever in your life. homestuck is the minecraft of sex” 

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

auto-inject:

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

auto-inject:

*buying vodka*
cashier: can i see your ID?
me: ya *shows her my full back tattoo of Vriska Serket*

this post is a death sentence

its actually three sentences but thank you please fall asleep

what do you mean fall asleejsfhksfbfjafffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

akapost:

invisibility